July 21st, 2006
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How many migraines can one girl get? (Should that be my question of the day? Or this?)
Today was another jewelry-making migraine day. The cats have been incredibly helpful in the jewelry-making process. They can all wrap wire like pros now.
Question of the Day: Has anyone out there trained their cat to do something to earn its keep, such as washing dishes?
July 24th, 2006 at 12:58 am
You must use a cat-tle prod to train felines.
August 1st, 2006 at 1:42 am
After many, many tedious hours, I taught the cats to help with the dishes. I finally got them to clean my ice cream bowl.
August 9th, 2006 at 2:07 am
In my new work shop I have a rat. It ate someone’s loaf of bread. Please send a one of your cats to me in a box. Second or third class mail would be enough.
August 9th, 2006 at 9:11 am
Tiger is on his way. I had to bribe the clerk at the post office to mail him. Apparently they don’t normally accept hazardous items.
August 22nd, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Say the box contains documents…
August 24th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Next time I mail a cat, I will write out the Declaration of Independence on its side first so that it really will be a document. That’s brilliant!